Many people seem to be unaware of this, but William Casey Blake is actually the son of our lord. It is said that he will show himself to be an omnipotent spirit that has taken the form of a human being and come to judge the living and the dead on the day of reckoning. Until that time he will continue to put up above average numbers for the Cleveland Indians of the American League Central Division as a 3rd basemen, a 1st basemen, and an outfielder.
Some people also fail to realize the following about Casey Blake:There is no theory of evolution, there is only a list of creatures Casey Blake has allowed to live.
Casey Blake can make water run uphill.
On the European market, Casey Blake's urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
Casey Blake's smile once brought a dolphin back to life.
Superman wears Casey Blake pajamas.
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